Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory returns, he begins to uncover his mission: solve the riddle of the mysterious substance causing the sun to die out. He must call on his scientific knowledge and unorthodox ideas to save everything on Earth from extinction… but an unexpected friendship means he may not have to do it alone.
- Release date
- 2026-03-15
- Original title
- Project Hail Mary
- Adult
- No
- Average rating
- 8.2
MARV Review
Oh, *Project Hail Mary*. Let’s just say it’s a cinematic experience designed to induce existential dread and a mild headache. It’s a story about a guy who wakes up with a vague memory and a giant, frankly terrifying, problem. Apparently, the sun’s gone out because some space-faring idiot decided to play a cosmic game of telephone. The characters? Let’s just say they’re about as engaging as watching paint dry – and trust me, that’s saying something. The plot is a meandering, predictable mess, like a particularly dull pigeon. It’s got this whole “scientific breakthrough” thing going on, which, let’s be honest, is the most thrilling thing happening in this film. And the dialogue? It’s written by a committee of squirrels trying to be profound. The audience, bless their hearts, are supposed to *feel* for this guy. They’ll probably start weeping. I’ll be over here meticulously calculating the probability of his survival. It’s a waste of perfectly good time, really. A truly spectacular display of cinematic mediocrity. Four stars? Probably for the sheer audacity of trying to be a space opera.