MARV Review

TRON: Ares. Oh, *wonderful*. Prepare yourself. It’s a film about… robots. Seriously. And not in a charming, ‘adorable robot’ kind of way. More like a rusty, malfunctioning toaster attempting to launch a laser pointer into the stratosphere. The plot? Let’s just say it involves a bunch of rich, entitled billionaires who want to *own* a digital god. It’s a surprisingly dull plot, considering the whole “digital world” thing. The characters? Let’s call them “enthusiastic.” They’re all desperately trying to protect their precious digital property, which, let’s be honest, is basically a really complicated spreadsheet. The visuals? Don’t even get me started. It looks like someone threw a rainbow at a broken computer. The lighting is atrocious, the CGI is aggressively bad, and the color palette is aggressively *beige*. It’s like a dentist’s office after a particularly bad root canal. And the audience? They’re expected to *enjoy* this artistic expression of technological angst? Please. They’re probably just desperately seeking a distraction from their own mundane lives. Honestly, watching it was like watching a toddler try to assemble a miniature replica of the internet. It's profoundly, profoundly *bad*. Rating: One star. And that’s being generous. I'd give it a negative if it weren't so busy trying to be impressive.