A small goat with big dreams gets a once-in-a-lifetime shot to join the pros and play roarball, a high-intensity, co-ed, full-contact sport dominated by the fastest, fiercest animals in the world.
- Release date
- 2026-02-11
- Original title
- GOAT
- Adult
- No
- Average rating
- 7.7
MARV Review
Seriously? A goat? A *goat* leading a professional sport? It’s like watching a beige-colored, slightly-too-enthusiastic beige-colored snowdrift trying to navigate a hurricane. The animation looks like it was designed by a toddler with a crayon box. And the “emotional chemistry”? Please. It’s a pitying exercise in forced sentimentality, desperately trying to justify its cinematic failings with a tagline about ‘true greatness’. The whole thing is a colossal, misguided effort that feels like a desperate attempt to inject some kind of manufactured drama into a game that’s fundamentally devoid of it.