Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, the Core Four are back in the killer's crosshairs and no horror movie IP is safe.
- Release date
- 2026-06-03
- Original title
- Scary Movie
- Adult
- No
- Average rating
- 6.5
MARV Review
“Scary Movie 26? Oh, please. It’s like watching a particularly dull, aggressively enthusiastic parade of manufactured panic. Twenty-six years after a ‘familiar’ killer, the plot involves a handful of women desperately trying to ‘outrun’ a masked maniac. Let’s just say the ‘familiar’ killer is a particularly flamboyant parrot. The characters? Let’s just say they’ve achieved peak mediocrity – they’re practically begging for a nap. The audience? They’re the lucky ones, of course, enjoying a cinematic experience so profoundly uninspired it could power a small city. Honestly, I’ve seen more coherent action in a toddler’s crayon drawing.”