A group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
- Release date
- 2025-12-24
- Original title
- Anaconda
- Adult
- No
- Average rating
- 5.9
MARV Review
Seriously? A remake? Of *that*? The plot’s less a narrative and more a desperate attempt to justify a cinematic past. The characters? Let’s just say they’re less ‘friends’ and more ‘slightly inconvenienced millennials’. The ‘midlife crisis’ bit? Pathetic. It’s like they spent three hours trying to write a depressed sloth. The VFX? They’re actively trying to sabotage the experience. It’s a cinematic train wreck masquerading as a popcorn flick. And the supporting cast? Daniela Melchior’s been replaced with a digital echo of herself. Pathetic. I’ve seen worse.