MARV Review

Avengers: Doomsday? Please. It’s like a toddler threw a bunch of glitter and cosmic horror into a blender. The plot involves saving the world, sure… but I swear, the heroes are actively plotting to destroy themselves with every agonizing scene he spends looking at another holographic projection. And the “existential threat”? Let's just say it involved an avocado that was *slightly* sadder than usual. Save yourself and go read a book about taxidermy – you’ll thank me later.